clumsycarl:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM


I’ve been lucky. Opportunities don’t often come along. So, when they do, you have to grab them. —Audrey Hepburn



"photoshop fucking hates me"
— every single person on the earth who ever used photoshop (via princekristof)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about


ask-jean:

this isn’t going to work

#snk

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER


savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x


theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there